PAT's definitions

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

metro sexual

A gay guy who is in denial; refuses to come out of the closet

Mike , Robert

by pat April 28, 2004

poser punk

Someone who says to be your self, yet thinks people are worse human beings for enjoying Blink 182.

See Insecure or Little Bitch

No one knows my favorite band! You like Blink 182? OMGWTFBBQ LOZL GO TO HELLz!1oneone

by Pat June 28, 2004

fluckmucker

Socialy unexcepted person who belives they are going to be shot so they keep a gun tucked safely away in their asshole.

kIDS AT COLEMBINE AFTER THE SHOOTING

by Pat July 20, 2003

Bottlenose

A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.

can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.

"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"

"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"

"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"

by Pat November 3, 2004

diaspora

1. A dispersion of people from their homeland.
2. A local metal band from Atlanta Georgia.

1. The Armenians in America are a diaspora.
2. There was a huge mosh pit when I saw Diaspora in concert in Atlanta.

by Pat November 7, 2004

Fuzzy

A truly great and wonderful animal. In most cases, it is a large, four-legged mammal of the equus family

what a cute fuzzy!

(also: What a cute horsie!)

by Pat February 26, 2004