Definitions by Orphans

Stocksbridge high school

Full of skets,school is facing bankruptcy,teachers leaving,students fiddling in art classrooms,illegal substances been smoked 24/7, schools drug dealer is Mr Ford aka stampy. You have the posh twats from deepcar and the ones from stocksbridge juniors who egos are far too high and the irrelevant high greeners. And the meme accounts that are getting taken down because teachers can’t take a joke. The year sevens who beef you about anything and the year 8,9&10’s who all smoke because they are ard.

Have you seen the imbreds that go to Stocksbridge High School

Stocksbridge high school by Orphans March 25, 2019

lanuwaffen 

nonsense word meaning a number of nothings that will confuse you and the person who is reading this, which would be you

"LANUWAFFEN!!!!!!!"

"My Lanuwaffen is down my pants!"

lanuwaffen by Orphans February 6, 2005

shazzam 

Something that should never be said to an officer of the law...

"Son, where's your licence?"
"SHAZZAM!"
"...son, I'm going to have you ask you to step out of the car."

shazzam by Orphans January 11, 2005

phone 

1. apparatus for the average teenage daughter to talk about incoherent things for hours on end.

2. something that will haunt you if you owe money to the government, bank loans, loan sharks, friends, accidents at the local pet store you work for, or perhaps your school for the mysterious fire.

1. "Shannon... GET OFF THE PHONE!"

2. "No Mr. Johnson, my son did not suck the hamsters up with a vacuum cleaner.

phone by Orphans January 11, 2005

Uber Man 

What Superman would be if he was a Nazi.

"I AM UBERMAN!" - kid down the street.

Uber Man by Orphans January 11, 2005

Achoo 

Name of my neighbor.

"Achoo, where's Jesus?"

Achoo by Orphans January 11, 2005

revolving door 

1: A death trap for people with skis.

2: Something not to let little children play in.

3: Something zombies hate, due to the reason that, while one pushes on the right side, another pushes on the left.

1: "Mommy! Look at me!"
"Tommy, no!"

2: "Billy got stuck in the revolving door."

3: "Urrhh!" - zombie 1
"Raaghhh!" - zombie 2

revolving door by Orphans January 11, 2005