Obiwan723's definitions

2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.

Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

Normie

A Normie is a disgusting joke of a person that is a stereotypical human being in the 2020’s. They listen to mainstream rap, pop, and hip hop music and usually have a shitty ass playlist involving Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, or Cardi B or some dumb fuck. The stupid ass mothafuckn’ retarded ass normie ass bitch ass normie, can be seen through a window of a normal house playing fortnite or call of duty, whilst engorging themselves with junk food. They always seem to claim to be fucking everybody’s mothers at all times especially the night before an intense gaming session on roblox. The now accepted normal matches with this behavior and is accepted by weaker adults, but strongly opposed by boomers, and Karens.

Guy 1:Dude I hate Caleb so fucking much.

Guy 2: Yeah ikr he’s a fucking normie.

Guy 1: I just wanna tear his eyeballs out, roll em in batter, deep fry em, and stick em back in.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

Libtard

Someone who believes in American socialism and a dangerous amount of government control, usually stereotypically hippocratic and tend to employ logical fallacies in all aspects of life

“Jesus fuck! My neighbor Amy is such a fucking libtard, last time I was at her house, I jumped out the window and ran home screaming violently and shitting my pants aggressively!”

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Niggerdigger

Someone who is generally attracted to black people

Man, my friend Charles is such a niggerdigger. I saw him flirt with 4 black women just this morning!

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Faggotism

The act of making something more feminine

Disney is the world champion when it comes to faggotism

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations

...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021