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An oxymoron if ever there was one - a Popstars/Pop Idol band that people gave a flying fuck about come their second album. Especially Louis Walsh, as he could (and should, lets be honest) retire on the money they roll in for him.
Also seem to have been chosen for FHM centrefolds more than anything else: Cheryl has large breats (and a mean right hook, just ask that toilet attendant), Nicola has nice legs, Nicola is the obligitory ugly one...and I forgot which of the other two is which, but one has a nice ass, and the other is a good all rounder.
Also seem to have been chosen for FHM centrefolds more than anything else: Cheryl has large breats (and a mean right hook, just ask that toilet attendant), Nicola has nice legs, Nicola is the obligitory ugly one...and I forgot which of the other two is which, but one has a nice ass, and the other is a good all rounder.
Watch one of their videos and notice that, rather than miming, Cheryl is stooping to show off her cleavage etc.
by OD Smith May 10, 2005
Get the Girls Aloud mug.1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.
2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.
2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.
An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?
by OD Smith July 18, 2008
Get the malcolm glazer mug.A nice part of the English countryside with some stunning views, ruined by having Cheltenham smack bang in the middle of it, proclaiming itself to be "Heart of the Cotswolds".
by OD Smith February 21, 2005
Get the cotswolds mug.Former franchise holders of South Eastern railways who were hilariously inept...unless you happened to live in their catchment area and needed to catch a frigging train at some point.
Mercifully, they lost their license and trains started to run at (vaguely) the right time. However, they got the bus franchise in the same area, so sales of umbrellas went up 650% overnight.
Mercifully, they lost their license and trains started to run at (vaguely) the right time. However, they got the bus franchise in the same area, so sales of umbrellas went up 650% overnight.
1.) "Where's my fucking train? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
2.) "Where's my fucking bus? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
2.) "Where's my fucking bus? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
by OD Smith April 6, 2005
Get the connex mug.There's something wrong with this episode of Desperate Housewives - it looks as if Teri Hatcher is eating food. Oh, wait, it's The New Adventures of Superman.
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Whenever you get an increase in your benefits, be it when you're placed on a six month course or turn 25, you will receive one of these in the mail. It states that you didn't apply for one of the shitty jobs they gave you without your consent three months ago (every time), and that if you do not explain why, you will have that hard earned £20 extra taken from you.
Basically, they hope you get so pissed off you write "Fuck you" on the slip, at which point they'll cancel your claim.
Whenever you get an increase in your benefits, be it when you're placed on a six month course or turn 25, you will receive one of these in the mail. It states that you didn't apply for one of the shitty jobs they gave you without your consent three months ago (every time), and that if you do not explain why, you will have that hard earned £20 extra taken from you.
Basically, they hope you get so pissed off you write "Fuck you" on the slip, at which point they'll cancel your claim.
"Why did you not apply for a job that is three hours travel for you with a wage that does not cover travel expenses? We want our money back, just because we're a bunch of wankers who can't do our jobs properly, so should be in your place."
by OD Smith April 15, 2005
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