O. W. Tongueincheek's definitions
Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)
Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s
Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell
Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude
Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"
Chorus
Solo
Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"
Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"
Chorus
Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s
Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell
Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude
Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"
Chorus
Solo
Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"
Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"
Chorus
"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 5, 2021
Get the Johnny C. Dudemug. The founder of the "religion of peace" was prophet Mohammad. For a some reason he is called "prophet" even though the "pedophile" would be a more appropriate designation - or by what name should be a man called who in his fifties picked up his favorite wife Aisha from a kindergarden and screwed her when she was 9-year-old, of course she was a child of his cousin, so no wonder why 50% of dune coons in the Middle East are inbreds due to consanguineous marriages when the Maestro itself sets an unhealthy example.
There are enough delusional zealots who murder innocent people, even children in the name of gods. Extreme Islamists are a good bad example of these lunatics. Unfortunately their inbreeding hasn't yet come far enough, they still have hands to shoot, blast bombs and slash the throats of infidels and feet to move instead of seal-like body with claws and flippers.
While we are waiting for that day (hurry up evolution, in the name of Charles Darwin!) they continue to commit atrocities among the heredics and if they happen to die while doing their holy mission they become martyrs and will enter paradise with 72 virgin goats. It's a bit foggy on how those clit free tent ladies will be rewarded after they detonate their explosive vest in a crowd.
There are enough delusional zealots who murder innocent people, even children in the name of gods. Extreme Islamists are a good bad example of these lunatics. Unfortunately their inbreeding hasn't yet come far enough, they still have hands to shoot, blast bombs and slash the throats of infidels and feet to move instead of seal-like body with claws and flippers.
While we are waiting for that day (hurry up evolution, in the name of Charles Darwin!) they continue to commit atrocities among the heredics and if they happen to die while doing their holy mission they become martyrs and will enter paradise with 72 virgin goats. It's a bit foggy on how those clit free tent ladies will be rewarded after they detonate their explosive vest in a crowd.
"The religion of peace takes good care of its women, every individual seems to have a black, portable tent in case of snowstorms - whether a camel's shit-operated stove included.."
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 20, 2021
Get the The Religion of Peacemug. Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
Get the Botox-Mongolmug. A restaurant owner in Chinglish: "Me no take the ad slogang you made for my restaurant, no good, no money, go away!"
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?
- "Did you know that Winnie the Pooh is renamed due to the pandemic?"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 4, 2021
Get the Winnie the Poohmug. An aggressive and violent outburst by a black person, such as tantrums of chimpanzees or baboons straight out of National Geographic's nature shows.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 13, 2023
Get the CHIMP OUTmug. Recycler is the one who recycles and doesn't waste usable stuff, or disclaimer the person who has a manic obsession with riding a bicycle, also known as recyclist.
"Who is the celebrity number one when it comes to hardcore recycler?"
"How about Elton John, you know that little faggot who recycled his tribute song for a dead blonde by rewriting the lyrics in honor of another dead blonde a quarter century later."
"How about Elton John, you know that little faggot who recycled his tribute song for a dead blonde by rewriting the lyrics in honor of another dead blonde a quarter century later."
by O. W. Tongueincheek June 13, 2023
Get the Recyclermug. by O. W. Tongueincheek June 30, 2024
Get the viktor orbanmug.