Snogging the toothless clown

Cunnilingus with a woman whose pubis is unusually thick and bushy.

When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!

by Nuphagus January 05, 2020

Greynus

Old person’s bumhole

I took the drinks trolley along the pensioners ward and when I leaned over to give mrs Cauliflower her tea, she pumped a right musty old stinker out her greynus! That’ll teach me for calling her an “old cow”.

by Nuphagus December 07, 2019

Crimson hubcaps

Extremely large nipples

“Mate, I reckon those big ok’ bangers are fitted with crimson hubcaps! Look at the size of the wheel nuts!“

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Milking the yellow teats

Squeezing spots, popping zits

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Derelict

To old to have children

Man,my old lady’s eggs must’ve dried up. We went to the doctors and she’s derelict!

by Nuphagus December 24, 2019

Breasticles

Saggy boobs that hang so low that the nipples are near the genitals

Crikey, Mildred’s bangers are so droopy they look like a pair of breasticles!

by Nuphagus January 14, 2020