Nuphagus's definitions

Breasticles

Saggy boobs that hang so low that the nipples are near the genitals

Crikey, Mildred’s bangers are so droopy they look like a pair of breasticles!

by Nuphagus January 14, 2020

Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Milking the yellow teats

Squeezing spots, popping zits

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Plopportunity

The chance to have a crafty dump behind a bush when nobody is watching

I had a tortoise head! The girls were all chatting and I had bit of old tissue in my pocket, so I dived in the hedge and turned one out! It was the perfect plopportunity.

by Nuphagus February 26, 2020

Sentensinging

Putting a word or sentence into a popular song

Sentensinging is turning an everyday word or sentence into a popular song
‘Lets gets physio, physio’ defined to the song
‘Let’s get Physical, physical’

by Nuphagus November 13, 2019

Derelict

To old to have children

Man,my old lady’s eggs must’ve dried up. We went to the doctors and she’s derelict!

by Nuphagus December 24, 2019