Definitions by Noir

Dopescapades 

The Winter Olympics, where countries are banished for training their athletes via chemistry.

"Did you catch the Winter Olympics opening?"
"You mean the Dopescapades? Nah, not even remotely into it."

They need a new ice skating routine in the Dopescapades
one that pays homage to everyone suffering from opioid addiction.

Dopescapades by Noir February 11, 2018

get twittered 

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.

"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."

get twittered by Noir February 9, 2018

Dollar Junkie 

A person who is addicted to money. The ultimate expression of Capitalist economics.

By any means necessary, I got mine's.
-Dollar Junkie

Dollar Junkie by Noir May 30, 2017

TwitterTroll 

A TwitterTroll is someone who is madly addicted to Twitter. To the point where they could be living under a bridge, and they would be twittered about it if they had a device with wifi.

In our relationship, she was the TwitterTroll. At every hour of the night, she would be getting these loud, buzzing notifications whenever someone she was stalking tweeted anything.

I like to tweet weird, leftist propaganda to trigger the TwitterTrolls.

Our 45th President is a TwitterTroll.

TwitterTroll by Noir April 5, 2017

Twitter Troll 

A Twitter addict whose main goal in life is to annoy everyone around them to get attention and views.
A social media abuser.

Our President is a Twitter Troll.
Watch her Twitter Troll the media like a pro.

Twitter Troll by Noir March 23, 2017

Twittered 

A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.

I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.

The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.

Twittered by Noir March 15, 2017

Krakrocracy 

Government by the drug-addled and insane; the worst kind of people. Literally: A kakocracy along with additional hard drug abuse, leading to utter confusion and chaos on the part of everyone.

We officially passed into krakrocracy on the day Trump tweeted about his bugged tower in an attempt to sidetrack America from the true story: Russian Collusion. We officially passed into Krakrocracy when she put her feet up on the couch in the oval office. Hardly pro.

Krakrocracy by Noir March 6, 2017