43 definitions by Noir

1. A bad ass (as in William Gibson's book "Neuromancer", in which Molly is described by the Jamaicans as a real steppin' razor). Someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.

2. A razor used to cut up drugs.

3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.

4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.
1. If you start shit with that steppin' razor, don't be surprised when you have to pick your tongue up off the floor.

2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.

3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?

4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.
by Noir July 21, 2005
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Fake Cambodians.
Look at all those Hmong Camfauxdians pretending to be Cambodian when they're actually Viets.
Bunch of chumps representing Angkor when they're really from Hanoi.
by Noir June 23, 2019
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Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
by Noir January 10, 2007
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Combination of "exposure" and "disposal." Exposal is something that takes place when a person is exposed and embarrassed to the point where they leave and never return.
It's exposal season on Worldstar. People are being exposed and disposed of.
by Noir March 1, 2015
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To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.
I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.
by Noir October 20, 2006
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A drug-addled constituent who votes counter to logic or reason. Their votes are based on how they feel about someone, or how they feel about something. Rarely do they exhibit reason of any kind.
That Methocrat came all the way out here from the comfort of her double-wide to support Trump and to score a quarter.

Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.
by Noir March 6, 2017
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A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.

The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
by Noir March 16, 2017
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