Noir's definitions

Lohan Solo

An old Hollywood washout who dates young, pretty starlets. Like Harrison Ford with Calista Flockhart, or Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones. Or Jack Nicholson and half of LA.

Who's the Lohan Solo with the hot milf on his arm?

by Noir January 1, 2008

TwitterTroll

A TwitterTroll is someone who is madly addicted to Twitter. To the point where they could be living under a bridge, and they would be twittered about it if they had a device with wifi.

In our relationship, she was the TwitterTroll. At every hour of the night, she would be getting these loud, buzzing notifications whenever someone she was stalking tweeted anything.

I like to tweet weird, leftist propaganda to trigger the TwitterTrolls.

Our 45th President is a TwitterTroll.

by Noir April 5, 2017

chingaso

Spanish: To strike someone. Hard. Usually in a fight, but sometimes by accident. The plural of this is chingasos.

Me dio un chingaso en la frente! = He hit me upside my forehead!

Quires unos chingasos? = You wanna go to blows?

by Noir June 20, 2006

Camfauxdians

Fake Cambodians.

Look at all those Hmong Camfauxdians pretending to be Cambodian when they're actually Viets.
Bunch of chumps representing Angkor when they're really from Hanoi.

by Noir June 22, 2019

luxey

Alternate spelling for Luxy. Or the way you pronounce Luxy when you're REALLY drunk or stoned.

Speaker 1: I forgot I had this bottle of scotch in the cupboard!
Speaker 2: Luxey! I'll light another spliff?

by Noir September 5, 2008

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

Metharcy

Government by the drug-addled and insane father of the family. When your Father is a violent alcoholic or drug addict and he rules over the family with an iron fist.

After the day dad railed an eighth, it was like he was at his coronation as head of the Metharcy.

When dad smacked me upside the head for being late, I realized I needed to be a better citizen of his Metharcy.

by Noir March 6, 2017