by nikthenyetminder December 16, 2004
A van used for having sexual intercourse in the back. A term personified by the great pizza delivery driver, Gary Burgess.
by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004
1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.
2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?
2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?
by nikthenyetminder December 16, 2004
by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005
The imaginary police or enforcement group made up of imaginary african americans, who are feared by any white person trying to dance, or else behave black (see wigger).
Tim McGraw sang with Nelly, and he is appearing on the Country Music awards wearing Fubu, if he raises the roof, the soul patrol will be all over him!
by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005
The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.
He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005
A true musical talent who does traditional country and heavy metal sometimes in the same concert. Also the bass player for Superjoint Ritual. Hank III is the grandson of Hank Williams and the son of Hank Williams Jr.
"Alright my name's Hank Willaims the Third and this is the damn band, and we don't really appriciate the radio stations not playin' guys like Wayne Hancock or Dale Watson or Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys or Johnny Dilks or on and on and on, the guys who are really trying to preserve country music of today. They just don't know what the fuck is goin' on and one day they will come around I'll tell ya."
by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004