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(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.
Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".
by Nikki Stixx September 12, 2020
Get the On the shelf mug."They told Nikki that he must turn himself in for not following the proper protocol of his release from jail which called for an undetermined amount of drug piss tests weekly that he was supposed to pay for. The judge, the court, damn near everybody making bank there but Nikki, and that mutha fucka ain't had a steady job in years. Y'know Nikki wasn't about none of that fucking bullshit so he decided to bounce on em, so he split and disappeared, went off the radar. Yeah, 'Fuck The Police' is what he said.
by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020
Get the Bounce mug.Resurrectionist (noun) A person who is well acquainted with and is superbly proficient/distinguished at reviving and bringing life back to others who have overdosed and have begun to shift from the land of the living to the dead (and once more) back to the living. Such a person has multiple saves to their credit, they are well accustomed to the application of Narcan, or depending upon their experiences may have their own type of procedure in which they have perfected. Resurrectionists ultimately save lives snd have absolute nerves of steel as they play in the grey with the lives of their fellow friends whom have crossed over to the spirit world and are in need of a guiding hand back.
Homeboy Raymond was a seasoned resurrectionist. I swear if the sun rises and falls and he ain’t been a witness to, as well as unsung hero lifesaver for, some heron, fentanyl banging junk-o that goes slipping out of the land of the living as they slide prostrate and turning blue in his living room floor then that just ain’t a regular day at the office for him. Homeboy got mad skills, I swear, with or without the Narcan on hand. And most of the time…..the undead junk-o don’t as much say “thank you” for services rendered…..that’s why homeboy Raymond, while performing his resurrectionist procedures, always fleeches the undead of at least $20 as an unspoken, and most oftentimes, never missed “resurrectionist” fee. Ha-ha, it’s an honest hustle……and a good thing!!!!
by Nikki Stixx July 6, 2022
Get the resurrectionist mug.(noun) A person who is addicted to and abuses prescription narcotics. More often than not the pillhead pulverizes their narcotics, preparing the drug for inhalation. It is then when the pillhead sniffs/snorts up all the pulverized narcotic before them, ingesting it how many people might ingest cocaine.
Robbie's got to be the biggest pillhead in the neighborhood. I've seen the motherfucker sniff fuckin' everything up his nose; Lorset, Tylox, Metadone, you name it. If he can turn it to powder you can consider it up his nose. I, myself, am considering the real possibility that the son-of-a-bitch stole my tools last night.
by Nikki Stixx May 1, 2021
Get the pillhead mug.(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.
Nikki pitched his ‘friend-sex’ idea to Shannon. She said, “I’m seeing someone”, she thought the idea of this ‘friend-sex’ unusual. Getting hard at hearing her say“sex” to him he looked into her eyes and wished he could hold her hands in his replying “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating, naw fuck that. Cause we’re friends, right? I know my place. I also know that maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are lonely even though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister. Top secret sex stuff between one another, just us involved, no stalking, no disrespect, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. Don’t you get it?? I’m no model so turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise I’ll make you feel like the only woman in the world, working you and your body over, inspiring your participation in a celebration of you so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, alone and close to each other you wish to please as you are pleased. Then when the time is up for then, just call me when you want to come. I’ll be puddy in your hands becoming solid as a totem pole as you wish, the lesbian between your legs if you like, whatever. A secret we share”.
by Nikki Stixx October 25, 2022
Get the friend-sex mug.Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.
by Nikki Stixx June 16, 2020
Get the That's Tits! mug.Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018
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