Nikki Stixx's definitions

booty-bumping

(verb) The anal ingestion of a drug, administered with a syringe. The method is nearly as effective and as fast as intravenous method. As with all things there can be some unpleasant side effects depending on what chemical/drug is being injected.

Stevie could not hit a vein for shit earlier. I think he did it that on purpose because in short order after a few attempts, the fagget-singer broke the needle tip off his rig, raised up in the seat, cause I was driving when he did it, and then he worked his hands behind him and gave me a first hand demonstration of booty-bumping.

by Nikki Stixx May 1, 2021

I’m the singer

Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.

After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.

by Nikki Stixx March 9, 2021

singing

(verb) The submission of clandestine and sensitive information that was originally intended to remain as such; ratting; snitching; narcing; "telling on" someone or some people.

If ever Betsy gets put in the interrogation room that hog bitch will start singing on the whole crew just to save her own ass. Damn is that bitch ever a cutthroat.

by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

dimer

(noun) a rat-ass, snitch mother fucker whose just chomping at the big to roll on another and “drop a dime” on them just to bring disharmony and heartache on others. Whether for pleasure or profit this specimen of humanoid ranks lower than frog come floating and stagnating in most ponds and will never pass on the opportunity to dime on a Motherfucker. At the end of the day, if somebody squishes a dimer to death, it is a very good thing.

Through and through Jonny was a dimer for life. That cocksucker motherfucker had fuckin rolled on everyone in town at least once, some multiple times. That’s alright, when the hammer drops, whoever gets that in will be impossible to determine since everyone in town would be suspect.

by Nikki Stixx March 31, 2024

Roguing spree

(noun) A successive series of instances of at three or more, almost always comical in reflection and retrospect, where a person or persons engage in various forms of theft or thievery, where there is little to no down time between each instance. Though not a rule, such sprees can oftentimes be fueled by intoxicants or drugs.

In back to back to back heists Jordy was on real hot streak with his latest roguing spree. He’d hit at least four unlocked dorms rooms on campus, ransacked them and relieved the occupants of any and all valuables he could find, went on into a nearby parking lot doing similar to over a dozen unlocked vehicles, and as a grand finale to the evening’s festivities found one vehicle with the keys in the ignition and took said vehicle for a joyride where he in short order crashed it into a nearby sorority house. Luckily our hero was able to walk away from the accident unhurt and unidentified. Moments he stumbled into his dorm room in a state of hysterics, which turned out to be contagious once he recounted the series of events from the evening.

by Nikki Stixx March 31, 2022

dumpster-diving

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

cop-gun

(noun) A firearm bought and sold on the black market that is more than likely stolen that is acquired primarily for some felonious and unlawful purpose(s). However surprise comes to its new owner when they attempt to fire it to no success. Though the origins and intentions of most all involved are not entirely known, one telltale characteristic of a cop-gun is the absence of a firing pin in the firearm. Further research and investigation is needed to better understand this term.

Jake couldn’t believe what a bargain he had got the shiny.45 he was staring at that lay in his palm presently. Nate practically gave it to Jake and Jake was itching to put it to work. Grinning as he thought about Robert’s head exploding like a pumpkin after one close range headshot he was ready to deliver. Nate wasn’t tripping about Jake’s plan, and he knew homeboy Robert shouldn’t be sweating anything either. Producing a clever chuckle out loud to himself Nate grinned like the joker and swindler he was and thought, ‘Dumb shit, he ain’t blasting shit with that cop-gun’ and added ‘be better for many if the would be pretender-killer and easy mark were to get popped holding that piece’ as besides not having a firing pin the pistol also had no serial number on it intact.

by Nikki Stixx July 7, 2022