Definitions by Nikki Stixx
SWAY
(noun) an acronym for Someone Who Ain’t You, when the speaker, You, and those in the know understand that the person to whom the speaker is referring to as SWAY is absolutely and totally YOU. But so fuckin’ what, you’re SWAY and they’re more than likely SWIM, are either of you ever gonna quit being such low-life’s????
Nikki’s attractive muse found Nikki by himself sitting under a bridge. She already knew the answer, she just wanted to let him know that she knew. He looked destitute and famished, but not from malnutrition. Nodding at the graffiti on the bridge, Shannon asked, “That’s quite a clever message, don’t you think? I was told that SWAY created that”. Nikki nodded in agreement, adding “And it’s such an understatement….” going on describing to her in explicit and intimate detail his own desires for her that provoked her interest. In short, those magic, heartfelt words got Nikki between Shannon’s legs for the weekend where they ended up coming bucketfuls from beginning to end and understood a new level of friendship between them.
SWAY by Nikki Stixx October 25, 2022
friend sex
(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.
Shocked by what she’d heard Shannon said, “I’m seeing someone, Nikki”, thinking this idea of ‘friend sex’ to be strange. Nikki countered “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating. Leave all that uncertainty, jealousy, and all the other shit behind with who you’re seeing. Fuck all that. I know my place. I also know that sometimes maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are even lonely though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister, and that’s what I’m talking about. Top secret sex stuff, just us involved, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. You get it?? I’m no runway model but they’ve come a long way now with light switches so you could just turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise you that you will get my best as I make you feel like the only woman in the world. Then I’ll work you and your body over (and over) in such a way to inspire you to actively participate in such an intimacy so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, all alone and close you wish to please as you are being pleased. Then when the time is up for then, if you’ve been pretending….just run with that idea and around the rest of the world pretend like it never happened”.
friend sex by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2022
SWIM
(noun) Acronym used by various types of characters when acquiring or sharing sensitive information without implicating themselves in whatever actual deed, act, event, or situation is being described or discussed. A troublemaker from day one who enjoys doing whatever it is that they do and more oftentimes than not SWIM is always involved in some kind of unsavory, dangerous or unlawful misdeed.
Beginning to look annoyed Nikki gazed at Jody who never seemed to shut up about how they knew Nikki had ripped off Gay Jesse in an alleged drug buy. Seeing his last bit of patience fall from him like a droplet of sweat Nikki shot back countering Jody’s claims and coming about as close as he was going to get as far as admitting such actions saying, “You need to mind your own business and go suck a dick or something….what you’re talking about…wasn’t me…I was with SWIM that night and Gay Jesse wouldn’t quit calling him, rushing the Fuck out of both of us…..SWIM got tired of the aggravation, turned his phone on silent and never looked back. SWIM started out with friendly intentions, but there’s only some much badgering a regular guy can take from an impatient sissy before he is forced to take action”. Nikki paused there, squinting at his accuser and ending with a hint of sorts, “Y’know what I mean”? Of course he didn’t cause the sissy was in deep thought about wanting to suck Nikki’s dick.
SWIM by Nikki Stixx September 27, 2022
butt bartering
(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.
The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.
butt bartering by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022
ceremony
(noun) A ritual performed by one or more persons where they ingest their preferred drugs and/or chemicals in a relaxing atmosphere to assist them in overcoming the trials of a day yet to be done and/or as a well deserved treat near the end of their day done in.
‘ Fuck 10:15 Spanish class’ was the collective thought between both Jordy and Nikki as they dashed back to their dorm room to partake in the day’s second ceremony for them. These young tykes were yet to make their plummet to much more serious “hard drugs” and were instead habitual and serious consumers of the hydroponic marijuana ceremony…….for now 👹
ceremony by Nikki Stixx August 23, 2022
soupcan ambush
(noun)
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.
soupcan ambush by Nikki Stixx August 19, 2022
Soup-can ambush
(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.
‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.
Soup-can ambush by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022