Nikki Stixx's definitions
"What can I say?" Nikki pondered out loud, "Every job I've ever had would only pay me minimum wage. Sheeeet, I was born to lose, homie".
by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021
Get the minimum wagemug. (noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.
by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2023
Get the penis-holstermug. (noun) A general term referring to any type of sexual lubricant, whether for a solitary masturbational excursion or with an active and consenting sexual partner. Most often is the case the word is used among testosterone-topped tots and teenage males in machismo-infused celebration of masturbation.
Dorm-life on campus.....be careful where you step or sit in the shower room. Grabbing a shared copy of one of many dated issues of the pornographic publication FOX magazine, Jordy was destined to rub another out during shower time at the dorm. Looking about he asked his roommate, Nikki, about the bottle of lube that was also shared, "What did you do with the quick? Didn't you have it last?" Nikki replied, "Oh yeah, second drawer down, on the left I think". Simple instructions led Jordy in short order out the dorm room and towards the shower stalls. 'Watch your everyone' Nikki thought to himself, 'Jordy's still a teeny-bopper and cocked like a cannon'.
by Nikki Stixx July 15, 2021
Get the quickmug. Phrase suggesting that the listener appreciate, celebrate, and recognize and ultimately behold what it is that the speaker is referring.
Nikki stared in wonder at what he saw before him. There was Shannon sitting statuesque on the bar with her ankles in her hands, her smooth tan legs held in a perfect V-formation, her welcoming puss glistening with delight. "Come on, lover.... Drink it in. It's what you want, yes? Figuratively for now.....on a little bit you can get more literal".
by Nikki Stixx August 16, 2020
Get the Drink It Inmug. (noun)
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.
by Nikki Stixx August 19, 2022
Get the soupcan ambushmug. (noun) A firearm that is acquired and used that has absolutely no direct or concrete connections with its temporary owner and user. More often than not such firearms are acquired for felonious purposes done in secret. Once such deeds have been completed the implement is then wiped clean of fingerprints and thrown away by the owner never to be reunited together again. Shhhhhhh…..
Dougie sure was a clever fellow, he also talked a lot of shit and raised a lot of hell. Because he enjoyed doing so he always kept a throwaway within arm’s reach in case somebody wanted to get cute and deep six his ass. But I tell ya he had to have deep-sixed a few himself cause I’ve seen him have at least half a dozen throwaways since I’ve known him.
by Nikki Stixx September 28, 2021
Get the throwawaymug. (noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.
Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.
by Nikki Stixx November 14, 2020
Get the Floatiesmug.