Nicolai's definitions

MG

'Machine gun.' Precedes the number of certain weapon names.

That soldier used an MG42.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004

First Penis

The term used to define the penis of the President of the United States.

There have been 42 First Penises since 1776.

by Nicolai January 25, 2004

Deacon

A low-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church.

Jones became a deacon of the church.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004

Oberst

The equivalent to a colonel in the Third Reich (1920s-1945). The rank of Standartenführer was discarded by Germany after the fall of the Third Reich.

Rudolph was an oberst.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004

congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

pope

The leader of the Roman Catholic Church. He has the power to appoint and remove church leaders, including the electors in the College of Cardinals.

The Pope has dedicated his life to serving God.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004

Redhamic Asshad

A type of nonviolent warfare conducted by assholes. It was started by rednecks. Also called 'asshole war.'

Dolph began a campaign of Redhamic Asshad against his neighbor.

by Nicolai June 10, 2004