19 definitions by nicola

bung!

slacker term for butt, rear end, behind, ass...

Popularized on MTV's Beavis and Butthead in the mid-1990's.

I need TP for my bunghole!

DO NOT make my bunghole angry!!

by nicola January 23, 2004

Amsterdam

A city where my boyfriend goes to for his holidays, the reason for his re occuring visits is because weed is legal there.

"Black crack alley mate, there's all prostitutes in the windows!"

by nicola April 16, 2004

Virgin surgeon

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".

"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".

by nicola July 4, 2004

Jack Off Jill

Jessicka wanted to call the band Jack In Jill but after a drunken night out with Marilyn Manson, he persuaded her to call it Jack Off Jill... think i got that from jessicka.com great site loads of pictures. But yeah they are my favourite. Ive not really heard any of Scarlings stuff. JOJ broke up in 2002 after tensions between band members (apparently robin and jessicka). They never topped the charts or headlined anything (which is a good thing i guess) but they were amazing and jessicka has such a great voice.

'My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar, he can break my arm in seven places, he can eat a whole watermelon' Jack Off Jill- My Cat

by nicola April 17, 2004

tinnie

Derogatory term for a native of Australia or New Zealand.

How is your tinnie friend doing?
Screw that place, it's packed with tinnies.
Get out fo my face, you tinnie.

by nicola November 13, 2003

Boyfriend

Something a girl wants to love her and only want her but they still want to have sex with alot of other women at the same time which means they are not in love they just want sex from her. Unfortunately for some girls their boyfriend also likes to watch clips of milfs and think about them when they jack off instead of their girlfriends.

Nicola: Why should I have sex with you?
Nicola's bf: Because I am your bf.

by nicola July 3, 2004

quadocule

A visually impaired individual who is reliant upon ocular devices to enhance their sight to a point as to allow said person to view the world with the clarity of a sober individual rather than what a drunken hobo would see.

A painting by an Impressionist.

by nicola February 12, 2005