NickyLags's definitions
The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.
Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.
Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
by NickyLags September 17, 2012
Get the Misery Hourmug. The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate
by NickyLags October 10, 2010
Get the offectionatemug. Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish
Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said “ma’am, I’m having a hard time understanding your maskish
by nickylags June 2, 2020
Get the maskishmug. Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
by NickyLags October 17, 2010
Get the anonymous office leftover misermug. When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
by NickyLags June 4, 2010
Get the textsmilemug. The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags February 19, 2012
Get the Time Closemug. Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"
GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
by NickyLags December 23, 2011
Get the CARNESIAmug.