Drink!

The simplest drinking game in the world, and also the most efficient. Basically the rules are you tell someone to drink, and they drink. If they stall they have to drink twice. You can't make someone drink while they're already drinking or while you're drinking. Last one standing wins.
5 minutes of Drink! fucked me up far worse than 5 hours of Captain Beef.
by Nick D November 03, 2003
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oregano

That wanksta just sold me a kilo of oregano the other weak. Now he be lyin' in chalk and his homies are pourin' out some liquor.
by Nick D March 06, 2003
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F.M.O.T.

A wannabe Jew, short for Fake Member of the Tribe.
Benjamin Jewski had the jew-fro and the big nose, was a cheap bastard, and always wore a yammulke around, but there was no kidding anyone that he was nothing but an Irish Catholic wanna-be F.M.O.T.
by Nick D April 02, 2004
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Q: What do you call one person of the pasty persuasion with 5 black guys?

A: A basketball coach.
by Nick D April 24, 2003
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snake in the grass

A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.
Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
by Nick D March 04, 2005
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go apeshit

After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
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by Nick D October 21, 2005
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slip her the sausage

bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".
The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.
by Nick D February 18, 2003
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