Baltimore blowfish

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.

I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.

by Nick D September 23, 2003

on the creep

1) Cheating on one's significant other.
2) On top of a creepy person.

Don suspected his wife was on the creep with that crazy old bum that lived under the bridge. His suspicions were proven correct when he came home early from work one day to find the hobo's shopping cart parked outside and his wife in bed on the creep.

by Nick D July 13, 2004

po

1) short for "poor"
2) short for "po-lice"

1) Yo mama so po she can't afford the "or".
2) Dumb cracka: "Hello, would it be possible for me buy some drugs off of you, homey?"
Me: "Cracka you more of a po than Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck no I ain't sellin' no shit to you."
Dumb cracka: "I am not a police officer."
Me: "Cracka get da fuck out before you lyin' in chalk."

by Nick D March 31, 2003

pig sty

a cop hang-out, like Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, or the police station.

You must be a fucking idiot trying to rob a pig sty like Dunkin' Donuts. Have fun up north, bitch.

by Nick D April 05, 2003

get your pole polished

To receive a blow job.

Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."

by Nick D January 14, 2004

nickel and dime

1) To be extremely cheap with someone or demand every last dollar.

2) To provide people with small bags of marijuana.

Thurgood: "Whats up nigga, you gonna nickel and dime (2) me today as usual?"
Samson: "Aiight dogg I'll give you this dime bag here for $17."
Thurgood: "Sheeit, all I got is this $16. I'll get you the $1 later."
Samson: "No can do. I need it all up front."
Thurgood: "Man why you gotta go and nickel and dime (1) me like that?"

by Nick D February 24, 2004

rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.

Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!

by Nick D April 03, 2003