Nick D's definitions

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

shikkur

A Jewish word for "drunk".

Jed: "I'm more shikkur than 2pac."
Grilled Cheese: "You're such a fucking M.O.T."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

motherfucker

someone that fucks your mother.

My dad is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.

by Nick D February 14, 2003

whiz test

A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.

I gotta take a whiz test for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

get your pole polished

To receive a blow job.

Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."

by Nick D January 14, 2004

Triple S

Shit, shower, and shave...the 3 things you gotta do before goin' out or hittin' the scene.

It's 7 right now...I'll meet y'all at 8. Right now it's triple S time.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

revolving door

A very loose woman who goes through an obscene number of sexual partners.

Neil: "How was the supermarket last night?"
Bob: "Well I took a number at the counter and there were like 5 people in front of me, so I had to wait a half hour or so. But it was worth the wait since I had a 'buy one get one free' coupon."
Neil: "I hate those deli lines."
Bob: "What deli? I'm talking about your sister. She was lining 'em up in the store bathroom last night as usual. Chucking my junk in that was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
Neil: "Damn that skank is such a revolving door."
Bob: "Word to your mother."

by Nick D September 29, 2005