Nick D's definitions

cheese hog

A fat person, especially one who gets fat from eating a lot of cheese. Generally this person's body features a great deal of cottage cheese.

Cheese hog bitches are like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one!

by Nick D March 15, 2003

garbage man

Someone who frequently dates girls that other guys have thrown out like trash. Usually goes for girls that are getting over a bad breakup.

Jerry: "Man check out Larry with that skank-ass bitch Mary. Didn't Harry just kick that ho to the curb last week?"
Terry: "Hell yeah dogg. And not too long ago I saw him trying to beat up my old bitch, Carrie. That weak-ass motherfucker is always taking out the trash."
Jerry: "Word to your mother. What a fucking garbage man."

by Nick D November 11, 2003

cut

A small amount of marijuana or another drug...generally cut off of a bigger piece by your dealer.

Cop: "Excuse me maam, we found your son Tony with a pretty good sized cut on him today."
Mom: "What-What-WHAT? My heavens, does he need a band-aid?"
Cop: "No. What I mean is we found weed on him, you stupid whore."

by Nick D April 14, 2004

papers

Short for "rolling papers", thin sheets used to roll joints, generally of marijuana.

"I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid til the first of next month.
But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt.
But I don't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers.
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist..."
-Eminem ("As The World Turns")

by Nick D November 24, 2003

Cutty

1) Like the cut...off to the side or in the background, generally implying some type of shady activity.
2) Out of the way, far from normal civilization (NOT the same as "country")

1) "We in da cutty motherfucker, you done done too much you got it comin' motherfucker" -Snoop Dogg ("Die 4 My Niggaz")

2) Compared to the rest of America, Alaska is way the fuck out in the cutty.

by Nick D October 15, 2003

tourist trap

A place specifically designed to attract stupid tourists and take their money. It's like taking candy from a baby, that's how easily they fork it over.

I thought the largest ball of twine in the world would be really cool and worth every penny of the $29 entrance fee, but I was really disappointed when I realized that it was nothing but a dumb tourist trap.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

sesame street shit

Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.

Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"

by Nick D September 27, 2005