Nick D's definitions

one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

by Nick D February 4, 2004

cluck cluck

the sound you make when a chickenhead is present

When Julie came out after sucking 5 consecutive dicks in the shag room, Sam instantly started making pecking motions and yelling, "Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck!"

by Nick D February 21, 2003

St. John's surprise

To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.

I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.

by Nick D March 18, 2004

willennium

A ridiculous millennium in an alternate universe, invented by Will Smith (Big Willie Style), in which everyone wears shiny silver suits, dances like a flaming idiot, and uses phrases like gettin' jiggy wit it and peep this while I freak this. Comes from the song "Will2K", one of the dumbest songs ever written.

"Time for the new millennium...excuse me, willennium." -Big Willie Style

"Like, oh my god! I hear they're opening a new Banana Republic AND a new GAP at the mall thometime this willennium. That's going to be abtholutely pothitively fabulouth!" -Clay Aiken

"I'd wait all willennium for a chance to give it to Big Willie indabutt." -Carson Daly

by Nick D July 7, 2004

sausage fest

a party of only guys (or at least 80% guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

Benji told everyone he was a pimp and was bringing 50 hot bitches from Arizona State to his house Saturday night. But when we got there it was just a bunch of dudes watching "The Matrix". We blew that bitch right away and never went back to that wanksta's crib.

by Nick D March 19, 2003

Word up, kids?

What your mom says when she's trying to be cool. You know she says it.

"Word up kids? Yo yo yo the notorious M.O.M. is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

parking-lot pimpin'

the act of hanging out in a parking lot and using your car to get hoes

I was straight parking-lot pimpin' with my car changing colors and shit, and guess what nigga? I done went home with 3 hoes!

by Nick D March 31, 2003