Definitions by Nick D

mark-ass bitch 

The worst type of bitch, one who is a "mark", which means that he/she is a target that is very vulnerable to attack from others. Like a sitting duck. Calling someone this implies that you intend to murder them or do them harm in some way, or that you suspect someone else will, and that they deserve what's coming to them.

"Biggie Smalls and Jr. Mafia some mark-ass bitches." -2pac ("Hit 'em up")

mark-ass bitch by Nick D July 14, 2004

it's your birthday

The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.

(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."

it's your birthday by Nick D July 14, 2004

midwest 

A waste of space. No mountains, no beaches. Just farm animals, fields, and boring people/hicks. Nothing at all ever happens there, with the exception of Chicago and one or two other places. Exists only to make it a hassle for people to get between the east coast and the mountains/west coast. Almost as pointless as Canada.

If you're from the midwest, I'm gonna aim about mid-chest.

midwest by Nick D July 14, 2004

you know who 

Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.

"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor

Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"

you know who by Nick D July 13, 2004

the king of the world

Leonardo DiCaprio, who proclaimed this of himself in "Titanic". So obviously it's true. Bow down to the king. He also nailed Kate Winslet, which could be a good or bad thing depending on whether or not she was fat at that point.

George W. Bush wanted to declare war on Iraq, but before he could do so he had to consult the king of the world, who starred in "The Beach" and drives a Prius.

the king of the world by Nick D July 13, 2004

derb 

A home run derby: a baseball competition in which whoever can hit the ball out of the park the most times before making a given number of "outs" (non-homers) wins.

While R. Kelly and Fez were waiting for the middle school to let out, they decided to have a derb since chicks dig the longball...especially 13-year-olds.

derb by Nick D July 13, 2004

amen, brother 

Something you say to express emphatic agreement with someone's prior statement.

Tool #1: "You probably shouldn't put diesel into your dad's Ferrari."
Tool #2: "Amen, brother."
Tool #1: "I need to go to the gym every day so I can get really diesel. Girls like that, I think."
Tool #2: "Amen, brother."
Tool #1: "You know what's an awesome CD? Shaq Diesel. It's even better than Allen Iverson's debut album, Vanilla Ice's last album, or any of New Kids on the Block's old stuff."
Tool #2: "Amen, brother."
Tool #1: "2 Fast 2 Furious just wasn't any good without the awesomest most extreme hardcore badass motherfucker alive: VIN DIESEL!!!"
Tool #2: "What the fuck, man? Paul Walker is the shit. Vin Diesel sucks a fat one."
Tool #1: "Dude you're such a tool I don't know whether to make fun of you or build a shed to store you in."
Tool #2: "Oh yeah? Your mom."
Tool #1: "That's harsh, man. You didn't have to go there."

amen, brother by Nick D July 13, 2004