Nick Bockwinkle's definitions
"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
Get the salty alarm clockmug. 1.n. Probably one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time. Mainly known for crawling in the ring like a dog and ramming his head into his opponents.
2.v. To cover a bitch in garbage and ram her doggy style until she howls.
2.v. To cover a bitch in garbage and ram her doggy style until she howls.
1. "Did you see that Junkyard Dog match against Papa Shango last night? That shit was tight!"
2. "Dude, my girlfriend still smells like shit from that time two weeks ago when I Junkyard-Dogged her."
2. "Dude, my girlfriend still smells like shit from that time two weeks ago when I Junkyard-Dogged her."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008
Get the Junkyard Dogmug. When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
Get the laptopmug. me: "That girl doesn't look that bad."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."
by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008
Get the battery bramug. by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008
Get the rollercoaster jonesmug. noun.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
stoner 1: "Dude look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008
Get the Gordon Shumwaymug. by Nick Bockwinkle December 9, 2008
Get the NHL '93mug.