10 definitions by Nick Bockwinkle
When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.
exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
1.n. Probably one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time. Mainly known for crawling in the ring like a dog and ramming his head into his opponents.
2.v. To cover a bitch in garbage and ram her doggy style until she howls.
2.v. To cover a bitch in garbage and ram her doggy style until she howls.
1. "Did you see that Junkyard Dog match against Papa Shango last night? That shit was tight!"
2. "Dude, my girlfriend still smells like shit from that time two weeks ago when I Junkyard-Dogged her."
2. "Dude, my girlfriend still smells like shit from that time two weeks ago when I Junkyard-Dogged her."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
verb.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.
man 1 "Did you catch the Knicks vs. the Bulls last night?"
man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."
man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."
by Nick Bockwinkle April 13, 2008
"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 31, 2008
noun.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
stoner 1: "Dude look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
by Nick Bockwinkle April 13, 2008