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stfua

You must be a stupid ass-hole, STFUA
by New Marquis de Carabas November 20, 2007
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rata

twat (portuguese). Same as cona, crica, paxaxa, pito, pipi (euphemism), pastel de pelo (brazilian portuguese), etc.

It is an extremely rude word that should never be used in front of a lady, unless said lady is a classless whore, or you really, really want to.

It cannot be used as an insult, but it can be used to make someone feel insulted.
Cheiras mal, pá, vai lavar a rata! - You fucking stink, bitch, go wash your cunt already!

Com aquelas calças justas, vê-se-lhe a rata toda! He He He! - Those super tight pants give her a camel-toe. Heh heh heh!
by New Marquis de Carabas October 10, 2005
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cornos

(Portuguese) When a woman cuckolds her husband or partner, she is said to "pôr-lhe os cornos", which, literally translated, means "she planted two bull horns on top of her man's head".

The cuckolded husband is referred to as "corno". After filha da puta and paneleiro, "corno" is the most insulting thing you can call a Portuguese man.

"Palitos" and "Chifres" are humorous synonyms for cornos.
A tua gaja anda a pôr-te os cornos! / Your woman has been sleeping around!

Aquele já não pode com os cornos. / That guy has been cheated on so many times, he can barely hold his horns up.
by New Marquis de Carabas September 20, 2005
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hunter

A subclass of the Druid class character in LoD.

A pure Hunter is a Druid who relies on summoned creatures (Ravens, Wolves, Vines and Bear - sometimes refered to as "pets") and his bow to inflict damage upon Diablo's minions. This means that he will invest heavily in his summoning skills tree and not so much (or not at all) in the other two skill trees.

Some Hunters use a crossbow instead of a bow. Some Hunters, called Huntermentalists, use elemental spells to complement their minions' physical attack. Most hunters put at least some points in Cyclone Armor.

Hunter Druids are widely considered one of the funnest builds in LoD.
Diablohead 1: I'm playing a Hunter now.

Diablohead 2: Hunters aren't really viable, are they?

Diablohead 1: You'd be surprised.
by New Marquis de Carabas February 28, 2007
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benfica

n. Name of Portugal's, Europe's and the World's biggest club. According to the Guiness Book of World Records:

"The most widely supported football club is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, Portugal, which has 160,398 paid-up members. The record was acknowledged on 9 November 2006 during the celebrations for Guinness World Records Day.

The team, better known as just Benfica or, by fans, SLB, has supporters in most municipalities of Portugal ­ and in cities throughout the world, namely Andorra, Angola, Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Cape Verde, England, France, Germany, Guinea-Bissau, Luxembourg, Macao, South Africa, Switzerland, and the United States."

Benfica is one of the most prominent clubs in Europe having reached the final of the UEFA Champions Cup for 7 times (2W/5L).

It it often said that Benfica is bigger than the country in which it was born - and not without cause.

Because of its size, illustrious history and enduring popularity at home and abroad, Benfica is also the most hated, vilified and secretly envied institution in Portugal.
"I've never seen anything like it." - Giovanni Trappatoni

"Haters, don't hate, appreciate." - A Benfica fan
by New Marquis de Carabas March 5, 2007
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foda

The act of fucking (i.e. foder) (Portuguese slang)

It is never used as an insult (you cannot call someone a "foda"); however, it generally considered to be a very rude word.

In Brazil, "foda" has a much broader range of meanings, and does not carry such a negative connotation. Please refer to a brazilian definition of this word for more details on its usage.
Um filme de foda - a fuck film

Mandei-lhe uma ganda foda!, disse o Tiago - I fucked her brains out, said Tiago.

Estás com falta de foda. - What you need is to get laid.
by New Marquis de Carabas September 26, 2005
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Busharraf

Mythical creature and wannabe dictator.

Its full name is Pervez W. Busharraf. According to The Huffington Post's Ali Eteraz, "this is what Pakistanis call their "enlightened moderate" (or is it, moderately enlightened) dictator."

Apparently Musharraf is now as popular and respected in Pakistan as Chimpy McFlightsuit is in the US. Yikes!
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Busharraf

'President' Busharraf declared a state of emergency and martial law in Pakistan. (November 3rd, 2007)
by New Marquis de Carabas December 4, 2007
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