Busharraf 

Mythical creature and wannabe dictator.

Its full name is Pervez W. Busharraf. According to The Huffington Post's Ali Eteraz, "this is what Pakistanis call their "enlightened moderate" (or is it, moderately enlightened) dictator."

Apparently Musharraf is now as popular and respected in Pakistan as Chimpy McFlightsuit is in the US. Yikes!

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Busharraf

'President' Busharraf declared a state of emergency and martial law in Pakistan. (November 3rd, 2007)

Busharraf by New Marquis de Carabas December 4, 2007

bisharaf 

Persian/Farsi word for "dishonorable." Honor is an incredibly important concept in Iran, so this is one of the worst insults you can say to someone. If you call any random guy on the street bisharaf, chances are they will immediately pick a fight with you.

Behrad: Adib you're such a fucking bisharaf.
*Adib proceeds to beat the shit out of Behrad for insulting his honor*

bisharaf by Adib February 2, 2008

Bushcraft 

The art of going into the wilderness with little to no supplies and improvising to build a shelter, gather food, gather water, and survive. This is also used as a emergency survival situation simulation (E.S.S.S.) simulating an emergency in the middle of nowhere and learning to live off of the land for multiple days. An example of these simulations is the T.V. series Alone.

I whent into the woods to build a bushcraft shelter.

Bushcraft by Elanipisaboomer December 7, 2020

bushcraft 

1. survivalism. The ability to adapt and improvise in the wilderness.

2. The ability to adapt and improvise, using cunning, charm and wit to get into a woman's knickers.

"the way you flirted with that girl was pure bushcraft"

bushcraft by Ronny St Papps January 5, 2005

Bushcraft 

Bushcraft, Wandering in the overgrown pubic hair of the lady of your choice and having the ability to navigate ones way, through said Bush and reach ones destination unscathed. Bushcraft, Survivalist, surviving in the undergrowth.

Good job Tony was adept in Bushcraft, as Marys lady garden hadn't been trimmed since puberty.

Bushcraft by Pitman Poet June 25, 2019

Musharraf Special 

An unexplainable phenomenon primarily encountered in Pakistan wherein prison inmates awaken with light bulbs mysteriously lodged within the anal cavity. Oftentimes patients will blame the mystery on other prisoners or guards, contending that the heinous act was performed under sedation and without consent.

I was jailed in Pakistan for showing some ankle and woke up with a strange pain in my ass--turns out I was a victim of the much-dreaded Musharraf Special. But hey, I guess it could have been worse.

Musharraf Special by Pakistani Guy July 1, 2006

Urban Bushcraft 

Urban Bushcraft. The description of the art of survival tactics in the Urban Enviroment. Simillar to survival tactics in the wilderness or in nature.

Examples of Urban Bushcraft being- Piercing the yolk of an egg with a needle, matchstick e.t.c before microwaving it to ensure it dosent explode during cooking. Stuffing crumpled Newspaper under your clothes if you are forced to sleep without shelter and turning a Pringles Tube into a rudimentary pipe in the absence of cigerrette rolling papers.

Urban Bushcraft by Ricky Finn November 5, 2009