chodewit

A contemptuous term for a contemptible person behaving in a seemingly contemptible manner.

Shut the hell up, you chodewit.

(Made by Neoslayer)

by Neoslayer December 12, 2017

Chodeitis

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

chodewick

A person known to have a chode but won't admit it. Or a person that represents the shape of a chode.

Chad quit being a chodwick!

Chad u look like a chodewick.

Look at that chodewick, oh wait it's Chad.

by Rolando Abella October 30, 2007

Chodefit

An obnoxiously chode-ish outfit, like the ones minimum wage jobs force on thier employees.

I have to go to work, let me change into my chodefit real fast.

by punknil August 19, 2008

chodeitis

a constant attraction to chodes; when all you dream about is chodes; pretty much obsessed with them

this guy at my school has a chode and katherine liked it so much! i think katherine has chodeitis

by lafondita April 15, 2008