gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

by nick May 22, 2006

assemblize

the act of assembling

hang on while i assemblize a playlist...

by Nick December 29, 2004

Awesomer

Noun. Derivative of "Awesome", used to assert ones awesome, or the awesome of an object. No to be confused with the adjective "awesomer".

I'm awesomer.

This pie is awesomer, get your mum to bake some more.

Your armpits are anything but awesomer.

by Nick August 09, 2004

jewmo

An insult claiming that the insultee has both: killed jesus(jew); and caused 9/11(jerry falwell blaming homosexuals)

A combonation of the words jew and homo

JEW + HOMO = JEWMO

"You stupid jewmo."

by Nick April 19, 2006

hit

"hoe in training" - Young girl who is or someday will become a real Hoe.

Hey little girl, You're a HIT!

by Nick April 26, 2005

mapquest

A incredibly unreliable website to get incorrect directions from.

Thanks to Mapquest I'm now lost somewhere in New Jersey...and I was just trying to get some directions to the house down the street.

by Nick July 25, 2003