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by Nick July 11, 2004

blaze

Word which can be used as an exclamation when somebody experiences misfortune.

Probably limited to some areas of mid England.

- "Ah no, I lost my toothpick"
- "Ha ha, blaze!"

by Nick May 13, 2004

L.D.T.O.

L.D.T.O. is an acronym standing for Lisp Due To Obesity. This girl is large and tends to lisp all the time. Also, she cannot tell the truth for reasons unbeknowns to mankind

Beware of the lisping beast who goes by the name L.D.T.O.!!

by Nick April 09, 2004

ping me

A term used widely on IRC. To ping someone is to send them a packet of data and record the time it takes for their PC to respond. This is meseared in miliseconds, and the lower, the better.

Dude, i r teh pingz j00!

rofl! w/e

woah sheet, 23ms!

by Nick June 23, 2004

Rumpilingus

Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.

I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.

or

On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.

by Nick February 09, 2005

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

by nick May 22, 2006