Munyuck's definitions

Chicken Drumsticks

A pair of womens legs with fat thighs and skinny ankles
cellulite and skankles all in one

I've seen celluliteand chunky dimples and thunderthighs but that is the biggest pair of chicken drumsticks i have ever seen

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Neckless

The description of a man you see with an odd shaped stature with no neck at all appearing to have just a head and body for example ...Barbie dolls boyfriend Ken Doll is neckless.He has no neck he is all head body and all muscle.where the head sits stiffly on its shoulders without neck length or gap
Not necessarily touched with the ugly stick

Went to karaoke saturday night and saw a neckless bloke at the pub...he was neckless all body and no neck!

by munyuck January 23, 2009

Tampon Stalker

The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.

I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.

by Munyuck February 2, 2009

Wads

alot of notes of cash money or loot ...a fat wallet or purse.

When he opened his wallet i thought gee he is rolling in it...he had wads of cash.

by munyuck January 23, 2009

poo poo

To ruin someones joy or good fortune.
as in someone trying to slander or ruin a good situation or event for you.
It can be used as expression anytime somebody reacts in a negative way to your good luck or situation.

She was jealous i had a new hot boyfriend...she lied and told him that i was sleeping around behind his back,she was just trying to poo poo it for me.

by munyuck January 23, 2009

Text Queen

Females who text long and meaningful text messages all the time without any slang,knows all the short cuts and doesn't make mistakes.Knows how to use the enter next line button and uses capital letters.Texts you back so quick there is never any textpectation
2 reliable prompt precise texter with great detail.

1.The text queen just sent me a message before i could write back.
2.This message looks long and interesting I know it's from the Text Queen.
3.Fullstops and complete sentences you are such a text queen.

by munyuck January 18, 2009

CHENNY MILLION

An expression of any high money figures that nobody knows the real value in the the millions of the billions of the trillions.or the millions of millions of dollars.The type of $ bux that the greater part of the population will never experience as in someone way richer than ourselves.

Brittany Spears must have chenny million bux, she can afford to be a nutcase and make bad choices.
the president/Prime Minister earns chenny million bux a year.

by munyuck January 23, 2009