Mr.Tissue's definitions

snot barf

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

back to front

The way a chick wipes her tush after taking a dump.

Karen: "My gyna's nasty. Must be I'm wiping back to front".

by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018

BOINS GOIN' DOWN AND BOINS GOIN' OUT

Eating hot spicy food and its resultant post digestive evacuation

Sal: " I just had a hot peppers and saseech sub fer lunch.
Guido:" YEH ! Dat shit BOINS GOIN' DOWN AND BOINS GOIN' OUT!!!!!

by Mr.Tissue February 1, 2018

wiping back to front

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump

Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".

by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018

snot barf

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.

Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

blew a louie

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018