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bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009
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Choreture

The mindless forcing (always by a wife of a husband) to do tedious busywork, because of a perceived imbalance in the sharing of household chores.
While trying to watch game 7, he was choretured several times during a riveting, back-and-forth first half to take out the garbage, put in the air conditioner, put his plates in the dishwasher, water the plants, and let her know when he was going to PLEASE put his clothes away.
by Mr. Dyche July 8, 2010
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Delay Technique

What a guy conjures up in his head to stop from coming too soon.
I was with this smoke show last night, and one thing led to another, and we were having sex. Luckily, I've got a great delay technique - I just think about my sweaty gym teacher in high school. Adds at least another 5 minutes.
by Mr. Dyche March 27, 2025
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nervish

adjective. Having only a slight case of the jitters.
Since this was his fourth time getting married, Jimmy wasn't exactly worried on the altar, but he would cop to feeling nervish.
by Mr. Dyche August 23, 2012
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Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.
Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball
by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016
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tofaux

definition: meat. Most likely a steak.
"Get that limpwristed side salad outta my face! You know I'm on all tofaux diet these days."
by Mr. Dyche November 28, 2007
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buzz assassin

One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.
I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.
by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018
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