Mr. Dyche's definitions
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009
Get the bleach the kangaroo skull mug.The mindless forcing (always by a wife of a husband) to do tedious busywork, because of a perceived imbalance in the sharing of household chores.
While trying to watch game 7, he was choretured several times during a riveting, back-and-forth first half to take out the garbage, put in the air conditioner, put his plates in the dishwasher, water the plants, and let her know when he was going to PLEASE put his clothes away.
by Mr. Dyche July 8, 2010
Get the Choreture mug.I was with this smoke show last night, and one thing led to another, and we were having sex. Luckily, I've got a great delay technique - I just think about my sweaty gym teacher in high school. Adds at least another 5 minutes.
by Mr. Dyche March 27, 2025
Get the Delay Technique mug.Since this was his fourth time getting married, Jimmy wasn't exactly worried on the altar, but he would cop to feeling nervish.
by Mr. Dyche August 23, 2012
Get the nervish mug.Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball
by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016
Get the Park Slope Speedball mug.by Mr. Dyche November 28, 2007
Get the tofaux mug.One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.
I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.
by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018
Get the buzz assassin mug.