Mort 's definitions

Sataian

Sataian is the philosophical opponent of Jesaaron.
He has the Evil powers one would expect of the anti-Christ.
He also enjoys walking on the beach, maintaining his website, and music.
Oh, yeah, and he plans to bring about the apocalypse.

Sataian has created a wikipedia entry on Jesaaron, much to his annoyance.

by Mort May 7, 2005

borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004

Rippin' Angus

An irate Scottsman.

I took an extra helpin of haggus and my Pa turned into a rippin' angus!

by Mort March 12, 2003

Rosie

The beautiful one.

How Rosie she looks.

by Mort June 8, 2004

Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.

"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"

by mort March 21, 2005

shtoops

Telly from kids said it a few times throught out the movie... I am assuming he mean to agree with Casper...but who the hell knows? Shtoops is an amazing word...Fuck you Weisberg!

Shtoops, i agree...

by mort December 17, 2003

weisberg

A true being of his times...a man that has beaten Steven Shaw to a bloody pulp, and has come back for more...he discovered a small island off the shore about 106 miles from Stein's Crib...he harvests his own batch of mushrooms, where he trips balls...hey Al.

Weisberg...lemme beast on that cupcake that your mom made?

by mort December 17, 2003