girltender

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male

These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.

by Monty S March 07, 2008

dream ticket

an ideal relationship

Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.

by Monty S March 07, 2008

walk the weed

When living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.

"My parents are really driving me crazy this Thanksgiving, Cindy. I think we need to walk the weed."

"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."

by Monty S January 01, 2009

booty o'clock

Often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders.

And to think, I met your father at booty o'clock!

by Monty S March 05, 2008

pebbled

a little stoned, ie not too high

"I don't know if I want to get stoned, but I'll get a little pebbled."

by Monty S October 03, 2007

doodoo dial

A call made simply because you are bored on the toilet.

I knew that Priya was doodoo dialing me because right after I heard a flush she said she had to go.

by Monty S March 03, 2008

snack off

1). Quenching your sexual frustration by eating (junk food)
2). Masturbating while eating (junk food)

I swear, Laverne, if Justin locks himself in the bathroom to snack off one more time, I'm throwing away the Cheez-Its.

by Monty S March 20, 2008