Monty S's definitions

lychee-mail

refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee

"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."

by Monty S January 1, 2009

keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.

by Monty S March 5, 2008

mourny

The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.

After Uncle Grover died, I got so mourny that I went to a strip club after the funeral.

by Monty S March 2, 2008

girltender

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male

These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.

by Monty S March 7, 2008

dream ticket

an ideal relationship

Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.

by Monty S March 7, 2008

crumbsy

A really clumsy eater, one who eats and leaves crumbs.

Andy's crumbsy ass left all sorts of pizza crust on the couch.

by Monty S April 3, 2008

booty o'clock

Often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders.

And to think, I met your father at booty o'clock!

by Monty S March 5, 2008