Monty S's definitions

lychee-mail

refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee

"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."

by Monty S January 1, 2009

walk the weed

When living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.

"My parents are really driving me crazy this Thanksgiving, Cindy. I think we need to walk the weed."

"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."

by Monty S January 1, 2009

crumbsy

A really clumsy eater, one who eats and leaves crumbs.

Andy's crumbsy ass left all sorts of pizza crust on the couch.

by Monty S April 3, 2008

snack off

1). Quenching your sexual frustration by eating (junk food)
2). Masturbating while eating (junk food)

I swear, Laverne, if Justin locks himself in the bathroom to snack off one more time, I'm throwing away the Cheez-Its.

by Monty S March 20, 2008

girltender

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male

These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.

by Monty S March 7, 2008

dream ticket

an ideal relationship

Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.

by Monty S March 7, 2008

keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.

by Monty S March 5, 2008