Mojo 's definitions

doof doof

Techno music played loudly, usually in rice cars.

"Chuck couldn't sleep last night cuz all the riceboyz were doing laps playing doof doof.

by Mojo August 16, 2003

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005

Punto

Someone who is obsessed with the cock dresses like a cock for halloween and smells like one,in other words they are a cock.

Greg D. vagina changed his name to Gred D. Cockmaster, what a Punto.

by mojo April 24, 2003

Cunto

Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson

by mojo December 14, 2004

Punto

the act of eating out someones ass.

tonite im going to have a punto party.

by mojo April 23, 2003

key

simply delicious in taste

Mmmm, this casserole is key, Mrs. Johnson.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

youngstown

(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a Youngstown tune-up). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). Jim Tressel did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of the congressman, sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.

Youngstown is one crazy-ass shithole.

by Mojo February 15, 2005