Mo Dixley's definitions

fishsticker

A typically self-righteous fundamentalist who affixes a fish sticker on the bumper of his or her motor vehicle to indicate Jesus is riding shotgun. Fishstickers believe that Jesus wants them to drive in the fast lane at ultra-conservative speed, and the astute motorist will recognize the fishsticker in a pattern of traffic ahead passing to the right of a mini-van. 'Fishsticker' is often used to indicate ultra-conservative.

"I knew Tabitha and I were star-crossed lovers upon discovery that her parents were fishsticker Republicans."

by Mo Dixley March 21, 2012

stooligan

A thug who combines ebullient brutality with impassioned assholery.

Columbine forced public school adminstrators to finally pay due attention to bullying. Investigators cited student body testimony that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had themselves been the frequent victims of schoolyard stooligans.

by Mo Dixley January 8, 2012

ratjacket

Ratjacket is a reputation or 'jacket' for snitching. Once acquired, a ratjacket is typically permanent. In the office and other environments where people become well-known to each other, the ratjacket is a form of social leprosy and can lead to ostracization and worse.

Emma noticed a chilly social thermostat at the office. To her horror, Emma realized she had a ratjacket after singing to management about Jenny and Heather's time-card collusion.

by Mo Dixley September 18, 2011

fopulence

The style and/or trappings of the über-metrosexual or modern fop. 'Fopulence' includes designer clothing, skin and hair care products, 20+ pair of shoes (preferably Gucci or Prada), a gourmet kitchen, and the generally refined taste that vastly prefers Kristen Bell's fine High Caucasian ass to Kim Kardashian's ghastly ghetto monstrosity.

Bradley appeared fashionably late for the wine-tasting, as always perfectly groomed and exuding elegant fopulence

by Mo Dixley September 18, 2011

Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.

Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"

by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011

Pumpkin Smuggler

A woman with breasts so outrageously large, she appears to be smuggling pumpkins beneath her blouse.

Jeremy:"Check out the chick in produce, Dude! Total pumpkin smuggler!"

Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"

by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011

mudscuttle

A White American who seems intent upon single-handedly making reparations for every wrong Black Americans have suffered at the hands of the White Man. The keynote characteristic of the mudscuttle is that he will reflexively ascribe nobility of character to Black folk. The mudscuttle imagines his behavior indicative of enlightened sophistication, when the behavior is instead a sinister form of prejudice in which bigotry has been replaced with intransigent advocacy. A mudscuttle boss will brazenly assign choice assignments to Blacks and turn a deaf ear to the most rational requests from Whites for parity in the workplace. It is typical of the mudscuttle to express nauseating levels of adoration for famous Black people, wildly disproportionate to actual accomplishment.

I'll never get promoted! My mudscuttle boss gave the last three promotions to Shaniqua, DeMontross and M'Kell!

by Mo Dixley July 21, 2011