toast

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.
That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.
by Michael December 31, 2003
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poochy

pooch aka pritch robertard
by Michael October 20, 2004
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hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.
Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.
by Michael April 10, 2005
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teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.
Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences
by michael February 23, 2005
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standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna
binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.
by Michael April 09, 2005
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indecline

someone who may know where you live
601 Fallowfield Avenue Apt. 16, Charleroi Pa 15022
by michael September 27, 2004
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Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.
"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."
by Michael November 25, 2003
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