Michael's definitions

red hot

A lady or man whore who puts it about more than the average ...

Also can be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room, spotting the whore, and saying "Alrite red'ot!"

by Michael February 25, 2005

taco burner

A Mexican who cooks tacos! AKA DIRTY MEXICAN!!

Any and all Mexicans not born in the United States!

by MICHAEL February 25, 2005

Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

DumbAssItis

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI

The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.

by michael February 26, 2005

G-Tar

A shortened version of the word Guitar, meaning a musical instrument. Particuly used by younger people.

"Somebody go feth my G-Tar and I'll play some songs."

by Michael February 27, 2005

'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!

Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"

by Michael May 13, 2005

Videonow

Is a a portable video player

I have a videonow to watch

by Michael May 13, 2005