Michael's definitions

duke

refering to a person

you not like me duke

by Michael May 18, 2003

televizzle

televizzle means television

I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.

by Michael December 6, 2003

big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

by michael March 1, 2004

Aviva

A joyful spring. A person that shines and brings meaning to your life.

You are my Aviva.

by Michael September 15, 2003

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

ManFanny

When a guy puts his cock between his legs and pretends to have a fanny

Look at Steve he is doing the manfanny

by Michael October 20, 2004

Szalam

This word comes from the name of a generic magician. It's also the sound old Batman and Robin made when they attacked people.
It's also a nickname for someone named Michael James Alexander Szalapski, see chivalry

Batman punches a bad guy, "SZALAM" comes up on the screen.

by Michael November 12, 2004