Michael's definitions

hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.

Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.

by Michael April 9, 2005

juice tiger

person on steroids

ron coleman is a juice tiger

by michael May 5, 2003

Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

by Michael April 17, 2004

wreeuh

Originally started in ATL, the Wreeuh has become a phenomenon. Wreeuh is the essence of gibberish, so much that it has gained its own set of definitions.

It can be shouted to express anger, or stated simply to baffle someone. It can also be used when describing one's exploits in the bathroom. Many variations can be added to wreeuh, all of which involve sounding like a retarded cave man. A favorite combination of the word is "oodles wreeuh!"

"Hey bitch, I just humped your mother!"
"Wreeuh! Wreeuh wreeeuh? Wreeeuh huh!"
- to baffle people

"Wreeuh! I just got my cock stuck in the blender again! Wreeuh wreeuh!"

"That was quite a wreeuh I just took ... I've never seen a toilet catch fire before.

by Michael October 14, 2003

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005

duvet

A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.

After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment

by michael November 11, 2003

Suchman

A kick ass Punk Rocker part of an awesome punk band, HELL YEAH!

Suchman is cool

by Michael July 20, 2003