Kerpundulated

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.

"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."

by Michael August 04, 2004

CIE

Cash-in-Envelope.

A method of payment by which an employer pays their employees by inserting cash currency in an envelope, and transmits it to the employee by handing it to them. As opposed-to: ACH, Check.

1. I got my CIE payment today from the boss.

by michael January 26, 2005

indonesia

the so-called in-crisis country... but you'll see tons of new benz and bimmer on da street......

look at that S-class on the left, and that 7 series on the right... and so on...

by Michael February 18, 2004

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 05, 2004

Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by Michael June 20, 2005

chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 08, 2005

irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 04, 2005