Michael's definitions

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 7, 2003

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

bube

Hair found on female breasts

I got really grossed out when I choked on a bube

by Michael January 5, 2004

duvet

A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.

After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment

by michael November 11, 2003

Suchman

A kick ass Punk Rocker part of an awesome punk band, HELL YEAH!

Suchman is cool

by Michael July 20, 2003

Tweak

Street name for vitamin b6. AKA hack/beesicks. Commonly used for assisting the consumer in having a lucid dream.

Jordan hooked me up with some tweak, it was dope.

by Michael November 22, 2004

Videonow

Is a a portable video player

I have a videonow to watch

by Michael May 13, 2005