Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by Michael June 20, 2005

shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by Michael March 30, 2005

sparter

a special partner/lover (i.e. friend with benefits); Amber Bennett's boyfriend

"Is that Amber's sparter?"

by Michael February 07, 2005

ROTFLBITC

Rolling on the floor, biting in the carpet.

(Usenet speak in response to a joke.)

by Michael March 17, 2003

CIE

Cash-in-Envelope.

A method of payment by which an employer pays their employees by inserting cash currency in an envelope, and transmits it to the employee by handing it to them. As opposed-to: ACH, Check.

1. I got my CIE payment today from the boss.

by michael January 26, 2005

bitchfu

An unaccepted form of martial arts consisting of hair-pulling and open palmed slapping that one bitch may use to fight an opponent

she used bitchfu on his ass

by Michael June 20, 2003

Masakazu Katsura

Mangaka, author of many successful shonen-ai such as "Video Girl Ai", "DNA2" and "I"S". His art is amazingly good, his stories talk about young 16-year olds with sentimental problems.

Masakazu Katsura created Ai and just for that he should be made a saint.

by Michael November 25, 2003