Michael's definitions

Queef

nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

by michael March 15, 2003

avatar

the ruler of all magic in the movie Wizards, he is the twin brother of black wolf who is ruler of the dark world and technology.

Avatar fought Black Wolf, and his Magic was far superior to his evil brother's.

by Michael February 13, 2005

urbandictionary.com

Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot. urbandictionary.com

by michael December 3, 2007

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004

Vallarta

A Mexican supermarket, found in some states of the U.S., near Mexico.

I love to shop at Vallarta.

by Michael March 23, 2005

blee

head, blowjob, etc

that bitch gives nasty blee.

by michael May 5, 2003

'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!

Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"

by Michael May 13, 2005