Definitions by Michael

eff off 

what is said to make sue cry....

Sue: *cry*

eff off by Michael May 17, 2004

Schfiftyfive

A series of numbers begining with -----Shwam doo two and hief scheven schfourteen-teen schwentyone schwentyscheven hief 27 37 !!!!!!!WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!

girlfriends age is schfiftyfive!

Schfiftyfive by Michael May 12, 2004

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

crotch rocket by Michael May 3, 2004

reveal 

So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.

A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.

Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.

Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.

reveal by Michael May 3, 2004

Declan 

A guy who does stuff.

Check out that Declan guy thats doing that stuff.

Declan by Michael April 22, 2004

Sesquipedalophobia 

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

Sesquipedalophobia by Michael April 17, 2004

bummed 

Someone (or something) that has been "got at" by a bummer. Past tense of bumming.

Clarence was bummed repeatedly by the bigger boys when he failed to give them his lunch money, or when they felt like bumming him for laughts.

bummed by Michael April 15, 2004