Michael's definitions

illest

nothing better than

the illest piece of damn pie you could eat

by michael April 20, 2003

pillows

Plural of pillow, any of a specialized type of cushion to be found on a bed used mainly to cradle and support the head while sleeping

Ah, soft, comfortable pillows

by michael November 11, 2003

manogamy

A Wrong spelling of Mahogany

That wood is manogamy. OH SHIT I SPELT IT WRONG

by michael August 1, 2004

skullulite

folds of fat found on the heads of obese bald men

His skullulite was so bad that I thought his brain was exposed

by Michael February 27, 2004

vaginaterian

A male who becomes vegeterian to please his significant other.

Did you hear that Jenny made Danny quit eating meat...he's a fawkeen vaginaterian

by Michael March 1, 2005

Housin

The act of driving by a house and shooting at it with weapons.

He was housin in my hood, so let's go housin by his house.

by Michael July 4, 2004

family guy

A once cancelled t.v. show that has just been re-aired on Fox. Family Guy is a comedy revolving the Griffins family. Peter is the main character who acts dumb, Lois is the mother/wife of the house who often tries to reason sitituations, Brian is the talking dog who acts like an adult, Chris is the fat son who acts just as dumb as his father, Meg is the daughter who is self conscious about herself, and Stewie is the smart talking baby who hates his mother and plans to conquer the world.

Lois: Did you paste your picture over our wedding portrait?
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over mine.
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.

by michael July 20, 2008