Michael's definitions

duvet

A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.

After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment

by michael November 11, 2003

ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

by michael November 11, 2003

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

manogamy

A Wrong spelling of Mahogany

That wood is manogamy. OH SHIT I SPELT IT WRONG

by michael August 1, 2004

pillows

Plural of pillow, any of a specialized type of cushion to be found on a bed used mainly to cradle and support the head while sleeping

Ah, soft, comfortable pillows

by michael November 11, 2003

bube

Hair found on female breasts

I got really grossed out when I choked on a bube

by Michael January 5, 2004

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005