Definitions by Michael

boardies 

A pair of surfing board shorts

I gonna chuck on some boardies.

boardies by Michael November 10, 2004

cone joust 

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

cone joust by Michael November 6, 2004

[douchebag

An incorrect link to the word "Douchebag"

See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

[douchebag by Michael October 30, 2004

fuckety fuck fuck

worse than fuck, like triple fuck

you smash your hand with a hammer so you jump around saying fuckety fuck fuck

fuckety fuck fuck by michael October 29, 2004

fubar

wasted,when you go to a bar and drink a hella lot of liquor.

when you toke foa long azz time and are completely out of touch wit reality

yo look at that sob he's FUBAR(ed).

fubar by michael October 22, 2004

dime 

spanish for "tell me". as in "dime tu nombre". some non english speakers are often confused when they are new to this country and go to use a vending machine and are 10 cents short by mistake, the machine displays "dime" to tell them of the 10 cents shortage and they start talking out the selection they wish to make to the vending machine instead of pushing buttons, thinking that the machine is asking them "dime( tell me )" your selection.

A pack of cig's are $3.25 from a vending machine
Old cuban guy puts in $3.15 into the cigarrette vending machine.
He is missing 10 cents and the LED display promts "dime".
as to which the old cuban man replys
"yo quierro un paquete de Marlboro Lights" (i want a pack of Marlboro Lights )

dime by michael October 22, 2004

alienware 

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled

anyone get any mistakes in their Alienware computer it's my fault for leaving my job.

alienware by michael October 22, 2004