Michael's definitions

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

taco burner

A Mexican who cooks tacos! AKA DIRTY MEXICAN!!

Any and all Mexicans not born in the United States!

by MICHAEL February 25, 2005

indecline

someone who may know where you live

601 Fallowfield Avenue Apt. 16, Charleroi Pa 15022

by michael September 27, 2004

bunghuligan

see buttpirate

dude, you're being a bunghuligan again

by Michael June 20, 2003

Malkivak

A speritual 1/2 vampire, 1/2 angel with great powers of psionics.

Malkivak is the messiah of vampires.
He has the ability to turn water to blood and has great mind power.

by Michael March 1, 2005

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003