MiKe's definitions

stuntface

ugly chick in porno that receives the gentlemen's load on her face.

the director needed a stuntface in the scene so that the star wouldn't need to redo her makeup

by mike April 20, 2004

lofe

to love someone that you'd fuck

Hey lofe, let's hang out

by Mike November 14, 2003

cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.

Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.

by Mike March 31, 2003

ado

Annoying, pathetic, wannabe

Ado hacked my mom? Ha! Now that's funny

by Mike September 17, 2003

poo fiddle

1)Another word for saying 'darn',
'fuck' or 'gee wilickers'.
2)Someone who pokes around at any random type of fecal matter. Like a scientist or something.

1)Aww poo fiddle, I lost my fork
2)Hey, see Bill over there, he's a major poo fiddle.

by Mike July 2, 2003

cowboys

pair of kings in poker

he went all in with pocket cowboys

by mike March 23, 2004

Urgh-hurgh!

Term of exasperation used to command somebody to do something when one is particularly livid - but at the same time amused - about something.

(e.g. When the oven is dirty after someone has used it but "forgot" to clean up after themselves.)

"Clean! Now! Urgh-hurgh!"

by Mike February 22, 2004