Rope of the Loom

What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens

I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

The Ring

A terribly overrated horror movie that is more of a crime thriller then a true horror movie

Do we have to watch The Ring? It's so BORING!

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Joey Fatone

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida

My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Period

It's what you end a sentence with.......no, I'm not in the mood to make a joke pertaining to women

Don't forget the period, otherwise your story will just be a big sentence

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

John Lennon

A contradiction with legs

You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 02, 2020