Metallicajunkie's definitions

Mascot

A furry before furries were even a thing

I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Airbourne

The most ass kickin' ear rattlin' headbangin' rock band to come out of Australia since AC/DC. Some of their most noted songs include Runnin' Wild, Stand Up for Rock and Roll, Blonde Bad and Beautiful, Raise the Flag and Breakin' Outta Hell. If you like good ol' fashioned Australian hard rock with a new generation flavor, these guys are for you

Guy 1: Hey dude, I have two tickets to see Airbourne tonight, you wanna come?
Guy 2: HELL YEAH! Let's do it!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Cancer

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.

My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Jack and Jill

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is

I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Cemetery

Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson

I'm going to the cemetery to try and find that guy from the Spongebob cartoon, wanna come along?

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

RAREWARE

A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory

DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!

Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day

Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018