Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day
Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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News

The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive
Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression
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Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
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Butt Mustard

Another way to describe the shit that comes out of a baby, it gets it's name from the color and consistency
You have to change little Johnny this time, I had to deal with his butt mustard last time!
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Millennial

A generation of people who feel that everyone apparently owes them something, instead of getting their asses off of Facebook, going out and earning their way in life, rather then combing their manbuns and sucking down Soy Frappachinoes while also eating Tide Pods and bitching about illegal immigrants
That millennial cursed me out because I didn't agree with his views, fucking asshole he is
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Pig Roast

A comedy event where comedians get together, and make fun of police officers
Guy 1: Oh man, that Pig Roast was fucking hilarious!
Guy 2: I know right!? You see how mad that cop got? That was classic!
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The Conjuring

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were
I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...
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