Metallicajunkie's definitions

Danger Dolan

A Youtuber from Australia who also happens to be YouTube's King of Countdown videos, Danger Dolan is the owner of the channel Planet Dolan, where along with countdown videos, Dolan also recants true stories told to him by people either on Reddit or in the comment section. When Dolan is unavailable, his fellow Planet Dolan brethren do videos as well, this brethren includes Dolan's Mysterious Brother, Hellbent, Pringle, Doopie, Melissa and Nixxiom.

I'm Danger Dolan, and today, I will be your narrator

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Manbun

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.

I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Mr. Meaty

Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......

Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

British Shorthair

A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon

I'd like to adopt the British Shorthair, he's so cute!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Polish

The politically correct term for someone as smart as a pumpkin

It figures that Jake would put an ejector seat on his new helicopter, his family is Polish

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Four Loko

An alcoholic drink that contains a shitload of caffeine, plus it comes in a ginormous can, what could possibly go wrong you ask? Needless to say, it's now banned in most states

Don't ever drink a Four Loko before driving home, the results won't be pretty

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018