Tuna Burp

When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt
Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time
by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018
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Jack and Jill

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is
I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day
Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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Selena'd

The act of being killed by someone who greatly admires you and/or is obsessed with you, much like Tejano singer Selena
Anna Kendrick didn't return my affections, so I Selena'd her sorry ass!
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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Kardashian

A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making
The only thing worse then sickness, poverty and death is a Kardashian!
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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Corona

What Mexicans drink when they run out of tequila
Jesus dude, how many Coronas did you drink? You look totally wasted!
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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Sasquats

Used to describe a fitness fanatic/personal trainer/exercise guru/or anyone involved in the fitness industry that possesses an unnatural amount of body hair
I hope we don't get Jamal as our trainer again, that sasquats is WAY too hairy for my liking
by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018
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