Judge Judy

what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.
The apacolypse
by Max November 10, 2003
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Archeaux

Crazy randomness, but in a totally lame way.
"Archeaux is banworthy, you know."
by Max January 18, 2004
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diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
by Max December 30, 2004
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Scat master gay

Jon Lecznar
someone who is extremly gay and likes little boys
Jon Lecznar is called scat master gay
by max December 06, 2004
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Shpadoinkle

Shpadoinkle is an interjection used by burley construction workers and japanese physisists alike! Similar to donkeywaffle. If you say 'Shpadoinkle,' you can be cool too!
Holy shpadoinkle! My scrotum just imploded!

I'm doing just spadoinkle, you?
by mAx May 03, 2004
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spurl

The act of rolling marijuana into a 'white rice paper' very tightly with keen perfection.
"Max, go on and spurl that fool!"
by max June 14, 2004
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fuzzfachi

eh i gots some some of Maria's fuzzfachi friday night. Maaaarone!!!!!
by Max April 10, 2003
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