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grannyman 

The koolest guy on the internet.
grannyman is Honestly cooler than any of you l4m3rs.
grannyman by crucifix April 20, 2004
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grannyman 

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.
grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!
grannyman by max April 19, 2004

grannyman 

one who is not up to date with the young ones. A millennial embarrassment!!!!!!!!! Often talks in Shakespeare language
"hit the woah!"
"what art thou woah?"
"YOU ARE SUCH A GRANNYMAN!!!"
grannyman by grannygal August 18, 2019

grannylane 

The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs.
Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.
grannylane by jpg3 July 30, 2011

GrandmaNug 

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience
You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high
GrandmaNug by Apollo83 July 8, 2019

gravyman 

The leader of UK based cult that belives that Gravy is much greater substance than chesse is. The often attack stands at farmers markets
The gravyman is causing some real havoc at the momment
gravyman by GravyPeasant July 3, 2006

grantsmanship 

The process of milking private and public sources for funding of academic and creative projects.
Professor Jones' proposal for the MacArthur foundation represented grantsmanship at its best.
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