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grannyman 

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.
grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!
grannyman by max April 19, 2004

grannyman 

one who is not up to date with the young ones. A millennial embarrassment!!!!!!!!! Often talks in Shakespeare language
"hit the woah!"
"what art thou woah?"
"YOU ARE SUCH A GRANNYMAN!!!"
grannyman by grannygal August 18, 2019

grannylane 

The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs.
Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.
grannylane by jpg3 July 30, 2011

GrandmaNug 

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience
You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high
GrandmaNug by Apollo83 July 8, 2019

gravyman 

The leader of UK based cult that belives that Gravy is much greater substance than chesse is. The often attack stands at farmers markets
The gravyman is causing some real havoc at the momment
gravyman by GravyPeasant July 3, 2006

grantsmanship 

The process of milking private and public sources for funding of academic and creative projects.
Professor Jones' proposal for the MacArthur foundation represented grantsmanship at its best.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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