Matthew's definitions

DILLIGAF

1) Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - DILLIGAF

Man your such a wanker, DILLIGAF

by Matthew July 15, 2003

roflmbao

rolling on floor laughing my big ass off

boy: bitch
girl: I may be the female but you da bitch
boy: roflmbao

by Matthew December 12, 2003

l00b3r

Hot, Sexy, and has the biggest e-penis known to man and woman

"WOW, hes a real l00b3r"

by Matthew August 11, 2003

dude trumpet

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

by Matthew January 20, 2004

lean back

Ma Man Fat Joe doing His thang doin da lean back da hottest song and dance of da summer take dat white people yal whites need to learn to dance

Fat joe Leaning back

by Matthew January 25, 2005

Secchi

To pull a Secchi is to bail out at the last moment from an arrangement and give any reason other than the truth. Secchis are most likely to occur in the early stages of courtship.

Pete can't make it to the pub quiz, he says he's washing his hair but I think he's pulling a secchi.

by Matthew February 27, 2004

Karebear

The most kick ass bestfriend a guy could ask for. See also "Chicklit" and "Raverzdelite"

Messing with my karebear is bad for your health.

by Matthew April 19, 2004