Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.
When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.
by Matthew January 20, 2004
mugGet the Crotchfire mug.

Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life
Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.
by Matthew April 03, 2005
mugGet the Campbell student mug.

Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.
1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.
by Matthew December 27, 2005
mugGet the Highlarious mug.

Pleyuhhh

An evolved version of player or playa. It simply means a person who is damn near the coolest person on earth. There are only very few known pleyuhhh's.
Yo wassa pleyuhhh? You are freakin awesome!
by Matthew November 27, 2004
mugGet the Pleyuhhh mug.

crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right
by Matthew December 12, 2003
mugGet the crap shoot mug.

cooch burn

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn
by matthew May 08, 2005
mugGet the cooch burn mug.

Niveous

Heart of ice, of a snowy nature
A type of tundra
1)That Niveous fellow aint human....merciless and relentless.
2)The worst snow storm we've ever had was a light niveous of powder.
by Matthew July 09, 2004
mugGet the Niveous mug.