Matthew's definitions

lenhoff

a russion born walrus that can clone into humans and eat popcorn

my does that lenhoff love popcorn or what.

by matthew January 30, 2004

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

shape

Good or cool. Can be used as an adjective or as an exclaimation.

The new Aesop Rock cd is shape.

- I just found 20 quid on the pavement.
- Shape!

by Matthew January 29, 2004

ovix

cool, awesome, great, wonderfull, stuff like that.

ovix, i got an "A."

by Matthew January 29, 2004

Big Rigs

As well as being the best game ever made it is the game that brings us the new "All your base are belong to us". By bringing you You're Winner or to the hardcore fans You're Winner!

Hey Jimmy, You play Big Rigs so You're Winner!

by Matthew January 21, 2004

Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004