MatT's definitions

desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

The Wayne Gretsky

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.

Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.

by Matt May 13, 2005

etoile

A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy.

Matt is such an etoile that we invite him to all of our get-togethers.

by Matt March 8, 2005

piggy bank

1)To diss 3 guys using all their beats combined.
2)To ask to get shot
3)To say(In not so many words) I want a very talented rapper by the name of Jadakiss to air my ass out.

Clickity Clank, Clickity Clank, the money goes into my piggy bank.

by matt March 9, 2005

tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005

waterfall

when a girl hovers over a guys back while he is lying down and pisses on his back

man, i nailed this chick and then she gave me a freaky waterfall.

by matt May 13, 2005

michigan

A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.

Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!

by matt March 11, 2005