MatT's definitions

Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.

1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds

by matt November 30, 2003

Metal

Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura

Slayer, Pantera, and Sepultura are sweet, but Derrick Green is a faggot in sepultura, max caverlera was better

by matt November 30, 2003

wocka

the noise made by the muppet fozzie the bear

Wocka! Wocka!

by matt December 1, 2003

Purdie

a gorgeous boy, born in 16/08/89, and has lots of friends and is not hated by ne 1. he is NOT ginger n i have proof, hint me. he loves food but isnt fat.....yet.....

matt purdie

by matt December 2, 2003

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

farg

alternate for "fuck"

What the farg are you talking about?
It's farging hot in here.
I am going to farg the shit out of that chick.

by Matt December 3, 2003

pinus

1. A combination of a pineapple and a penis.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Doesn't exist in reality, so there is no example. Just use your imagination.

2. I have a massive pinus.

by Matt December 3, 2003