A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.
It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"
It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"
Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?
Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!
*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*
Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!
Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!
*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*
Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!
by Mark H August 05, 2004
A slang term that refers to stinky armpits on a person who either forgot to use ,or perhaps never even uses deodorant.
Damn, while I was taking a bus tour through Paris, I had to put up with this fatass Frenchman sitting beside me who wore a wifebeater and whose sour onions stank so bad, one would really need to wear a fucking gas mask to be anywhere around him!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 18, 2005
To go somewhere with your girlfriend,wife,lover,mistress, or prostitute with the intention of having sex with her.
Synonyms:
hang out with your wang out
cool out with your tool out
Synonyms:
hang out with your wang out
cool out with your tool out
I just met this one very hot girl for my taste at the topless bar and tonight I'm gonna go check her out with my pecker out.
by Mark H July 30, 2004
Short for "Grindcore."
Grindcore, or "grind" for short is a type of very fast speed/thrash metal, death metal, or hardcore punk or perhaps a combination of both(depending on how the band plays it). Grind is characterized by very fast drumming that makes predominant use of the blastbeat, very fast thrash metal-style guitar playing, growling/screaming vocals(much like in death metal), and usually rather short songs. The world's shortest song ever is "You Suffer," a grind song written and recorded by grind pioneers Napalm Death. This song only lasts 1 to 4 seconds and its lyrics are "You suffer. But why?"
And despite what many people may think, the British bands Napalm Death and Carcass did not really invent grind. Napalm Death named the genre. Grind is actually an American invention, started in the mid-eighties by Repulsion, a death metal band from Mississippi who wanted to create their own style of brutal music. In 1986, they've released the world's first full-length grind album, "Horrified." Their style of metal was later copied by bands such as Napalm Death and Carcass and the genre still goes on today, though it has never gotten to the mainstream. Still, it's much better than all the nu-metal crap that has plagued the music world since the mid-90s.
Grindcore, or "grind" for short is a type of very fast speed/thrash metal, death metal, or hardcore punk or perhaps a combination of both(depending on how the band plays it). Grind is characterized by very fast drumming that makes predominant use of the blastbeat, very fast thrash metal-style guitar playing, growling/screaming vocals(much like in death metal), and usually rather short songs. The world's shortest song ever is "You Suffer," a grind song written and recorded by grind pioneers Napalm Death. This song only lasts 1 to 4 seconds and its lyrics are "You suffer. But why?"
And despite what many people may think, the British bands Napalm Death and Carcass did not really invent grind. Napalm Death named the genre. Grind is actually an American invention, started in the mid-eighties by Repulsion, a death metal band from Mississippi who wanted to create their own style of brutal music. In 1986, they've released the world's first full-length grind album, "Horrified." Their style of metal was later copied by bands such as Napalm Death and Carcass and the genre still goes on today, though it has never gotten to the mainstream. Still, it's much better than all the nu-metal crap that has plagued the music world since the mid-90s.
Types of grind:
Political grindcore (Napalm Death)
Goregrind (Repulsion, Carcass)
Pornogrind
Crust
Death/Grind (Grind with significant death metal influences)
Political grindcore (Napalm Death)
Goregrind (Repulsion, Carcass)
Pornogrind
Crust
Death/Grind (Grind with significant death metal influences)
by Mark H July 25, 2004
When a white woman has a threesome with two black men. One black guy goes in through her vagina and the other black guy goes indabutt. I really think the word "oreo" is quite a fitting term for this act, besides the brand name of cookie we all know and love and the term for a black person who thinks and acts like a white person.
After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very attractive white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and oreo'd her real nice and good.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 24, 2005
A combination of the words "whoa" and "holy" used to express and exclaim surprise, amazement, or astonishment. Can either be used by itself, or be placed before the words "shit,""crap,"fuck,",etc.
Jeff: "Whoaly shit man, look at the big pink elephant over there walking in our direction!"
Matt: "Whoaly crap dogg, your are WAAAASTED! That's really your girlfriend coming toward us. And whoaly... she sure is beat!"
Jeff: "But whoaly fuck yo, she sure knows how to slob my nob!"
Mark H. Expanding the universal English slang vocabulary on Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
Matt: "Whoaly crap dogg, your are WAAAASTED! That's really your girlfriend coming toward us. And whoaly... she sure is beat!"
Jeff: "But whoaly fuck yo, she sure knows how to slob my nob!"
Mark H. Expanding the universal English slang vocabulary on Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H August 08, 2005
1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
by Mark H September 17, 2004