can of whoop ass

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).
Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
by mandingoh December 10, 2004
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skid marks

1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out

2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!
by Mandingoh November 29, 2004
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it's all good

I have nothing to say other than a meaningless platitude.

A phrase popularized by MC Hammer himself and used as the title of many songs since.
Dear stoner advice columnist, should I major in something practical, liberal arts, or film school?

It's all good dude.
by mandingoh December 10, 2004
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brolly

I'd been needing a larger brolly for months, since our others had all fallen apart, as umbrellas, especially cheap ones, often do. When I saw that one in the lost and found I was all over it faster than Marion Jones on steroids.
by mandingoh December 10, 2004
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stalking

How to show that you really love her
When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."
by mandingoh April 07, 2006
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keeping it real

Wonder what Clarence Thomas does about keeping it real? That'd be pretty funny.......Yo.
by Mandingoh November 20, 2005
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Australian cleavage

Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.
The cheerleaders had super hot outfits that flashed Australian cleavage whenever they shook their pompoms over their heads.
by mandingoh May 26, 2006
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