Mandingoh's definitions

heiny

1. childish euphimism for buttocks

Possibly from the German word "hinder" (to prevent) as in prevent ass kickings; cover your hinder.

2. an overpriced beer from Holland

Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

Hey dere, why are you drinking Heiny? Doncha know that the best beers in the world are made made in a Merica?

by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

banana problem

1. Not knowing where or when to stop.

2. In computer programming, an algorithm with incorrect termination conditions that leads to over repetition

From the story of the kid who said, "I know how to spell 'banana,' I just don't know when to stop."

Examples: The 23rd cup holder in an SUV or software bloated from unneccessary bells and whistles.

by mandingoh June 9, 2005

moulinyan

Phonetic spelling of mulignane - Italian for eggplant. Also moolie. Racial insult toward blacks.

But if I call myself a nigger what the fuck is that? (yeah, you know)
Don't be the coolie or the moolie or a boob with the jigger
Don't be the one... don't be the nigga
- Ice Cube from "Kill My Landlord"

by mandingoh April 18, 2005

can of whoop ass

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

jeep beats

hip-hop slang that describes music made for the boomin' systems in jeeps

Mad Lion leads the pack of straight-up raggamuffin youth dropping the raw vibes over ill jeep beats.

by mandingoh December 20, 2005

lobotomy

a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

stalking

How to show that you really love her

When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."

by mandingoh April 25, 2006