14 definition by Mandingoh

1. childish euphimism for buttocks

Possibly from the German word "hinder" (to prevent) as in prevent ass kickings; cover your hinder.

2. an overpriced beer from Holland
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

Hey dere, why are you drinking Heiny? Doncha know that the best beers in the world are made made in a Merica?
by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

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1. Not knowing where or when to stop.

2. In computer programming, an algorithm with incorrect termination conditions that leads to over repetition

From the story of the kid who said, "I know how to spell 'banana,' I just don't know when to stop."
Examples: The 23rd cup holder in an SUV or software bloated from unneccessary bells and whistles.
by mandingoh June 02, 2005

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to get coffee. The caffiene equivalent of "smoke 'em if you got 'em"
We'll be driving straight through, so now's your last chance to mug up.
by mandingoh May 05, 2005

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hip-hop slang that describes music made for the boomin' systems in jeeps
Mad Lion leads the pack of straight-up raggamuffin youth dropping the raw vibes over ill jeep beats.
by mandingoh December 20, 2005

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I have nothing to say other than a meaningless platitude.

A phrase popularized by MC Hammer himself and used as the title of many songs since.
Dear stoner advice columnist, should I major in something practical, liberal arts, or film school?

It's all good dude.
by mandingoh December 10, 2004

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a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
by mandingoh December 10, 2004

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it's all about racial authenticity
Wonder what Clarence Thomas does about keeping it real? That'd be pretty funny.......Yo.
by Mandingoh November 20, 2005

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