Mandingoh's definitions

skid marks

1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out

2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping

Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

Australian cleavage

Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.

The cheerleaders had super hot outfits that flashed Australian cleavage whenever they shook their pompoms over their heads.

by mandingoh May 30, 2006

Hugh Hefner

the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution

The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

mug up

to get coffee. The caffiene equivalent of "smoke 'em if you got 'em"

We'll be driving straight through, so now's your last chance to mug up.

by mandingoh May 5, 2005

it's all good

I have nothing to say other than a meaningless platitude.

A phrase popularized by MC Hammer himself and used as the title of many songs since.

Dear stoner advice columnist, should I major in something practical, liberal arts, or film school?

It's all good dude.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

keeping it real

it's all about racial authenticity

Wonder what Clarence Thomas does about keeping it real? That'd be pretty funny.......Yo.

by Mandingoh December 2, 2005

brolly

umbrella
Bumbershoot sounds too affected.

I'd been needing a larger brolly for months, since our others had all fallen apart, as umbrellas, especially cheap ones, often do. When I saw that one in the lost and found I was all over it faster than Marion Jones on steroids.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004