the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution
The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.
How to show that you really love her
When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."
Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.
The cheerleaders had super hot outfits that flashed Australian cleavage whenever they shook their pompoms over their heads.
Buy a
Australian cleavage
mug!
1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out
2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your
heiny with your underpants!
Phonetic spelling of mulignane - Italian for eggplant. Also moolie. Racial insult toward blacks.
But if I call myself a nigger what the fuck is that? (yeah, you know)
Don't be the coolie or the moolie or a boob with the jigger
Don't be the one... don't be the nigga
- Ice Cube from "Kill My Landlord"
Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).
Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
Buy a
can of whoop ass
mug!
umbrella
Bumbershoot sounds too affected.
I'd been needing a larger brolly for months, since our others had all fallen apart, as umbrellas, especially cheap ones, often do. When I saw that one in the lost and found I was
all over it faster than Marion Jones on steroids.
